Jackie Chan: The First Post

Before I start to rant on I'd like to take this moment to apologize to the hardworking and all around good guys composing Jackie Chan's production Team, The long hard hours it took to generate such a refined and "original" name for Jackie Chan's first movie as "The First Strike" are greatly appretiated and it was wrong of me to so grossly misuse it. thank you

After realizing what I just said i took careful time to slap myself and now I can continue typing as the reagular and sarcastic Joshua ----- Antle (Editors Note: The middle name was blocked out to protect the reader's from my angry wrath, for my middle name must never be spoken for if it is........meh I got nothin').

Anyway this site was started because "All of my friends are doin it!!!" (and yes for all you mothers at home I would jump off a bridge if my friends did!), so ya this site is basicly for me and my friends (and since my friends live quite close if they something bad about me on "My" site i'll just get up, walk down stairs, put on my shoes, put on my jacket, open the door, walk out side......ahh screw it.).

And like all good web sites it needs a catch phrase...ummmmmmmmmmmm.......howz about "I'm A Christian Welcome To My World".

Peter by popular demand

Hello Folkes,
It seems that by an incomprehensable mistake i have forgot to put the loveable hugable peter andrews in my freinds and or nicknames post. So sorry good buddy here it goes.
Peter- Drummer and all around cool guy

Nickname
Peter- petepot, pt go home,
Well thats that i have fixed all great mistakes on this site all will be well in a little town called grand falls ( and in no way is that copyrighting archie andrews because i said so and what i said goes)
Peter is really cool
Josh

E-Mail Fun!

Hey,
I recentently sent pual and E-mail regarding his brain child "Teen Drop In" ot "TDI" but I just couldn't bare the thought of pual recieving and perfectly gagless E-mail from me soooo..


Dear Mr.. Banfield
My son has recently informed me as to the time of day and location of what is presently known as "TDI" or Teen drop in. I must say just one thing, That I am disgusted by your irresponsable and completely reckless behavior! By setting up this program you are discouraging today's youth from doing there homework after school like good respectable students and children. How do you expect my son to get into such a refined university of the arts as I did only after slaving over books for almost all of my free time and taking care of my 7 younger siblings the rest of my hard earned break from work. I regret to Inform you that my son Joshua will no longer be attend your childish activities for it does not progressively develop his youthful mind like all his activities should at this crucial time for brain growth.
Respectfully Yours,
Michelle Wood


READERS NOTE: By this time you mostly will have suffered from severe crapinyourpants sickness!! most people who fall ill to this toilite threatining desease have a hard time read severly theatning e-mails!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pual it's me josh! fooled ya (note: i will be coming to TDI every week)

The people I have to live with!

This a list of the people that I am exposed to everyday! (Weither I like or not)



Jared Gilbert- In two words; 1. Cocky ; 2. Jackass. ugghhhh and ; 1. Best ; 2. Friend. He can be a Jackass sometimes (all the time) but are group just wouldn't be the same without him (Yay! We Would Be Happy!!!).

Kristina Gidge- Great Person, Good Friend, but a jerk......Hahahahaha just kidding, all though she can be picky sometimes....(MOSTLY) she always helps us in the end. (I have to say that to avoid serious beatins from krizzy wizzys goons. )

Jessica Bridger- Good Old Jess! Like Kristina she is good at everything ( Oh and does she make that clear to all of us!!)

Kevin oliver- Quiet guy...If he were typing this he would have finished 11 words ago.

Richard Bradbury- in order to maintain our friendship i Cannot say anything related to Richard Bradbury.....except that.

Kyle Kellogh- BOM BOM BOM!!!!!!!!! all of my friends no what I'm talking about.........lets just say when he hits you it hurts....ALOT!!!

Pual Banfield- Mentor to All!! his basiclly like a big bro to all of us!

Steve DaCosta- Basically like my Big bro (although it is not quite official.). His dad is my mom's boyfriend (we are very good friends).

Dave DaCosta- Stevie-D's younger Brother and my roomie. He's a good guy but a little to neat for my tastes (he makes my side of the room look bad).

Frostie- Confused a misunderstood. His name is Adam but we just calll him frostie (I've never know why and never really cared. probubly something jared cooked up in his sick mind.)

NickNames!! (I know your all just soo exited!)

Some people would call this a "nickname guide" (I don't who but..theres alot of people out there.), I call it a list of things you can call my friends if you see them walking down the street! ( because they are just asking for it!)

Jared Gilbert- (Deep breath*) Jackass, asshole, asshat, asscrack, fatass, and my personal favorite, ass

Kristina Gidge- KrizzyG, Krissy the sexy bandit (long story), Tina Wina (another long story), and Ricekrizzbee (wow the long storys just keep coming don't they?).

Jessica bridger- Jess, Jesse, JesseB, JessB, or the always popular JB (Jess doesn't like the elaberate nicknames if you haven't noticed.)

Kevin Oliver- Pickle Toes...................yep

Richard Bradbury- ****** ****, ****, **.........Dammit richard ( I should of never given him editor Rights!)

Kyle Kellough- Kellough stop it that hurts!! owww, I don't know about nickname but people sure do say it alot!!

Pual Banfield- pauly Waly, Nanny.........OH YEAH THAT WAS ONLY A DREAM!!

Steve DaCosta- Stevie-D, Stevie-DVD, StevieHS

Dave DaCosta- Daco

Frostie- (look about 2 inches to your left)